Joey Tribbiani quotes
1. “How you doin’?”
2. “Joey doesn’t share food!”
3. “Here come the meat sweats.”
4. “Could I BE wearing any more clothes?!”
5. “You can’t just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?”
6. “Some girl ate Monica!”
7. “If he doesn’t like you, this is all a moo-point.”
8. “She’s my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!”
9. “Grab a spoon!”
10. “You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at?”
11. “What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Good.”
12. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
13. “Whapah!”
14. “Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!”
15. “I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!”
16. “I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”
17. “I’m sorry, it was a one-time thing. I was very drunk, and it was someone else’s subconscious.”
18. “So it seems like this Internet thing’s here to stay.”
19. “I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.”
20. Janice: “What a small world.”
Chandler: “And yet I never run into Beyoncé.”
21. “I have no idea what’s going on, but I am excited.”
22. “I had a very long, hard day.”
23. “We were on a break!”
24. “Unagi.”
25. “Pivot!”
26. “I’m gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in ’99!”
27. “Ugly baby judges you!”
28. “I’m fine. Totally fine.”
29. “No more falafel for you!”
30. “I’m the holiday armadillo!”
