Twilight reflections of our ‘amortal’ lives

LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 14: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 48 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME. MANDATORY CREDIT PHOTO BY DAVE M. BENETT/WIREIMAGE REQUIRED) Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson attends the UK Premiere of 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2' at Odeon Leicester Square on November 14, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Dave M. Benett/WireImage)

Twilight reflections of our ‘amortal’ lives

The penultimate Twilight movie Breaking Dawn Part I has just been released in Australia, featuring the tagline “the beginning of the end”.

To which many will say, “Promise?”

The series has sucked the life out of us long enough. To date, three Twilight movies based on Stephanie Meyer’s hugely successful novels have indulged Bella and Edward’s self-absorbed teenage love affair (in case you’ve been spared: she’s a human, he’s a vampire). The series has also recounted in excruciating detail the torrid interspecies love triangle between Bella and Edward and hot-blooded werewolf Jacob. And it has reminded us constantly that vampires and werewolves are sworn enemies and never the twain shall agree on who gets to date Bella.

The Twilight saga eventually concludes but talk of ends is somewhat strange when it comes to Meyer’s novels because they proceed from the assumption that life (just like her story, it feels at times) need not end but go on and on and on. And why shouldn’t it, when you’re a rich, powerful, vigorous creature of the night blessed with eternal life?

Twilight, however, doesn’t just depict these pleasures of the life immortal – but the life amortal as well.

The phenomenon of amortality describes the condition where people act the same all the way throughout their lives: never really growing up or, conversely, never really getting old.

‘Amortals’, as writer Catherine Mayer dubs them, seek to arrive at the best time of their life and then linger there indefinitely, assisted by the usual suspects – vitamins, Botox, plastic surgery, gym workouts, steroids, and the king of them all: Viagra.

None of these appear in Meyer’s universe because her vampires don’t need them. Their immortal lives are the mortal dream. Meyer’s glitterati – no kidding, her vampires actually sparkle like diamonds in the sun – haven’t needed to pop pills or ab-crunch their way to glory because vitality and potency are perks of (un)life for the undead. That’s the case even for ‘vegetarian’ vampires like Edward Cullen and his family, who abstain from feasting on human blood.

And when Bella joins their ranks as she will by the end of Breaking Dawn, she too will be blessed with an immortal life never to be worn by age, infirmity or, best yet, gravity. She’ll be pretty pasty, but it’s a small price to pay to be forever young.

Bella won’t only have her looks but undying romantic love, inexhaustible riches, and an unquenchable sexual passion for her lover Edward. Such is Twilight’s ‘happy ending’, which makes Meyer’s story somewhat of an unlikely entry into the vampire canon.

In fact, Meyer has done something of an extreme makeover on the vampire story, transforming it from a tragic tale where the undead are equally tormented and gratified by their fate to the wet dream of a youth-obsessed, image-conscious, sex-mad and consumption-crazed culture.

It’s probably why, in an article musing on the vogueishness of the vamp in recent years, author John Birmingham admits that for all the pitfalls of, you know, losing your soul upon becoming a vampire, “it would also be, well, kinda cool “. He observes that vampires “seem to gain so much and give up only their immortal souls, and in a secular, materialist world that hardly seems to be any kind of loss at all”.

So true. In fact, Twilight’s vampires are perfectly pitched at our post-Christian age and its general disagreement with God. They just get on with their (un)lives, not really fussed about what happens after the afterlife. Under her watch, Meyer’s bloodsuckers rarely relish or rue their official status as God’s accursed. Apparently life’s too short for regrets, even when it’s not.

formation, Meyer’s junked the religious fixtures of the vampire myth. Her vampires won’t snarl when crucifixes are brandished and holy water flung at them. They’re more likely to smile apologetically, awkwardly, and then go and dry off. Like good middle-class people, they don’t want you to feel bad. In Twilight, the symbols of Christianity, just like the vegetarian vampires they’re supposed to repel, no longer have any real bite.

Twilight, then, marks a watershed moment: the point where we did away with God and made gods of our undying selves. It’s an amortal achievement.

Just how has this state of affairs come about? Twilight doesn’t provide any hard answers but the staggering wealth of the Cullen clan provides a clue.

We’re told that Alice Cullen’s ability to predict the future has amassed for the family rich enough to buy an island or two off the coast of South America. So loaded are they that the Cullens could be dripping in diamonds everyday (and on top of their sparkly skin, that’s a lot of bling). There’s a neatness to the family’s fortune: their unlimited credit cards match their limitless lives.

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